With A Name Like...

Funny, I haven't seen any of this brand on the shelf at my local supermarket.

Terrified of running out of toilet paper? Sure, you could get a double dispenser, but if you're a self-respecting geek, you'll still need a TP usage algorithm. Hmmm, this is getting a little complicated. How about just getting a little bit bigger roll?

(all links after first one via The Presurfer)