"OK, double or nothing... I bet you can't drink all this ant poison in one gulp!"

Homer: Well crying isn't gonna bring him back! Unless your tears smell like dog food. So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back, or you can go out there and find your dog!!

Bart: Your right! I'll do it!

Homer: Rats, I almost had him eating dog food!

Teacher bets student $20 that he can't jump out of a second-story window without getting hurt.