Used FAQs collects items off of the FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions) page of various websites and reposts them, out of context, on their site. The result is odd, funny, a little weird and kind of... Zen. A couple of recent posts:
Do you have a giant stomach inside that little body?
My stomach is really normal size, but over the years it has been trained to stretch quite a bit. As far as capacity is concerned, I believe I can handle up to 16 pounds of food and liquid overall.
Source: www.sonyatheblackwidow.com
How can I use a Barney Fife Impersonator at my next event?
The Deputy can operate in many ways. From a quick surprise “Hit and Run” appearance - to a wandering act all day at a fair or festival. At a company party, for example, Barney may show up during dinner and “arrest” a few retirees. Or he may interrupt the Big Cheese as he addresses the employees. He may help hand out name tags, awards or check ID’s at the door. He’s interrupted bands that were playing “cheesy music” and even improvised a song about the group while the band played back-up! At a fair or festival Fife can emcee the main stage, welcome guests at the gate, remind them to travel safely as they exit, or follow folks around and pose for photos.
Source: http://www.fifeismylife.com/
(via Boing Boing)
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