Uh-huh

I think not. But if you guys actually have success, let me know. Until then I'm calling shenanigans on this one.


(via List of the Day)

If Lassie Were A Cat

(via We Rule the Internet)

Pizza goes in, wipers go out.

You can't explain that. (via I have seen the whole of the internet)

If the clock is tockin', don't come a-knockin'

Hello, Dali! Nifty melting clock adds just the right surreality to your bookshelf.




This word clock created by Christiaan Postma slowly reveals the time, more or less, as the little matchstick-like magnets(?) move around to spell out the hour. Here is an animation of what the clock would look like throughout the day.




Verbal Clock. If you find the $1000 price tag daunting (you think??), there are step-by-step directions at Instructables.com on how to build your own for the not-so-effing-insane cost of about $44.




Hand-drawn clock. Now, just to manage your expectations, let me make it clear that if you buy this clock YOU DO NOT GET THE GUY IN THE DEAL. The clock face is actually an LCD which displays video of the artist as he painstakingly draws/erases/redraws the time through a 24-hour period.

Morning Jukebox

Fishbone - When Problems Arise

Morning Jukebox

Arguably the greatest bassline in the history of modern pop music.

The Jackson 5 - I Want You Back

It's nice when you can plan out your whole day like that...

Too bad he wasn't arrested by the imaginary police

A South Pasadena man was arrested for public drunkenness after climbing a tree to escape a pack of pumas. The pumas turned out to be imaginary.

Great news, honey! I got hired on full time at DeathCorp Industries! I start in Dismemberment & Mutilations next Tuesday!

Sometimes we have to make tough choices. Yours will be whether to bleach your eyes or jab pencils in your ears when you experience what is virtual dead heat in the dual categories of World's Scariest Safety Video and World's Worst Safety Video Soundtrack.

WARNING: EXTREMELY gruesome accident recreations found within. Not for the squeamish. (via Fun With Cole)




Palate Cleanser: Elvis Costello - Accidents Will Happen

Delicate. Demure. Dismembered.

Jessica Harrison has a bit of a dark side. I like that. (via Regretsy, which is very brilliant, very hilarious, and often very NSFW)

Using A Little Force

The new Volkswagen ad to be run during Super Bowl XLV features a pint-sized Vader. (via [Geeks Are Sexy])

The Distant Future, The Year 2000

This guy makes that liquid robot in Terminator 2 look as scary as a sleeping kitten made out of baby unicorns and rainbow-flavored marshmallows. And that's even though he looks distractingly like an Oompa Loompa.



After nearly a decade of pre-production work and over two years of filming, Enthiran (Robot) is purported to be the most expensive movie ever made in India. That may be true. It's definitely the most crazy-ass trailer I have ever seen. (via Balloon-Juice)

KSFW (Knot Safe For Work)

Why Knot? We might not have flying cars or jetpacks yet, but here's one step in the right direction. (via Boing Boing)




What's that, Bucky? You say you can't afford the scratch to own your own robotic necktie-tying machine? You're on your own, I'm afraid. At least Neckties.com can teach anyone the proper way to tie the basic necktie knots using a simple little animation. I did not realize the only one I know and ever use is the Four in the Hand. Are there any Windsor or Half-Windsor proponents out there? Is either of those a better knot? Convince me!

It's The Poop That Soothes!

Check out the Things Real People Don't Say About Advertising Tumblr feed. (via Laughing Squid)




The marketing department for Chicken Poop Lip Balm have their work cut out for them...

Alright news headline, you have my full attention

Meatball sandwich horseplay leads to two deaths, family betrayal, two trials

Family betrayal, patience and a glob of spit all led to Ruben Jordan being tried for murder Thursday and his son ready to testify against him.

Jordan, 38, is accused of shooting Vernon Davis to death on Oct. 31, 2008, in Over-the-Rhine.

Two weeks before that, Davis and Brian Austin were fooling around with Jordan's 16-year-old son, Kareem "Little Red" Gilbert.

The horseplay got out of control and an angry Austin hit Gilbert in the head with a meatball sandwich. Gilbert, now angry himself, then shot and killed Austin as Davis ran off.

The World's Largest Meatball weighs in at an impressive 223 pounds




This 1969 ad for Alka-Seltzer actually was considered a failure because TV viewers misunderstood it for a spaghetti sauce commercial.




Since it's never too soon to begin thinking about your next Halloween costume, you carnivores may wish to consider the Meatwad costume a la Aqua Teen Hunger Force. You know, if dignity is not an issue with you.




Who better to learn about Swedish Meatballs than this guy?