A faggot says what?

Nothing, you silly! Faggots can't talk! And Mr. Brains is no mass murderer, even if he does have a freezer stuffed full of faggots.

Finally, say hello to "The Faggot Family", a brood of "faggot fanatics" chosen in a nationwide contest to represent Mr. Brain's Faggots! I guess when you have their last name, you really don't have all that much to lose, pride-wise.