Break out the tetrahydrozoline

Although I hear it just missed entry as a recognized Olympic sport, staring contests are making quite a comeback. Have a chance to stare down Sally, a big cyber-eyeball, or a host of others. At least doing it online is safer than in person.

And if your peepers are still up for it after their workout, confuse 'em with these.

P.S. Whaddaya mean, "What's tetrahydrozoline?"