Hey, don't bogart those Beggin' Strips!

Steve is a contributor to The Sneeze, where he writes a little something he likes to call Steve, Don't Eat That!

Steve puts things down his gullet that Fear Factor contestants refuse to try. Pickled pork rinds, for example. No, not the crunchy, deep-fried heart-healthy kind of pork rinds. I said pickled. Pickled. Pork. Rinds. And potted meat food product. And a BLT sammich using Beggin' Strips dog snacks. Oh, the humanity.

PS. The rest of The Sneeze is eye-wateringly funny on a regular basis as well. You can check out The Best Of, or the complete archives.
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