Spam in your ear

You try your best. You really, really do... You try to read each and every unsolicited email that lands in your inbox. After all, if someone spent that much time and effort to reach out to you with an URGNET BUSINES PREPOSAL, MY FREIND 26$ MILLIONS and FREE!!!@! Samples of VIAGRA~!~!~!, who are you to simply toss these generous offers in the electronic dungheap without even reading them?

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