Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

Wish you had the nerve to tell off your boss or dump that loser you've been dating? Fret no more, my courage-challenged friend. Let Rentajerk.com do the dirty work for you! Now with three easy plans:

Just A Jerk includes:
* A customized script, pre-approved via e-mail before it is used.
* A telephone call from one of our staff members to any area within the United States or Canada, to a maximum of fifteen minutes
* Price: $15.00

Jerko Supremo includes:

* All the features of the Just A Jerk Service plus:
* The call is taped on an audio cassette for your records and perverse enjoyment
* Price: $25.00

And for the cash-strapped jerk, you can try Jerk Express, where you write an anonymous letter to your intended victim letting them know how you really feel. You send the letter to Rentajerk and they will remail it from their offices in Toronto. Sneaky...
(thanks, Bonnie!)