You said shizzle for the what now?

Kids today, what with their hip and their hop and their crazy lingo and all. Snoopy the D-O-Double-Gizzle and whatnot. Who can tell what those young whelps are going on about anyways? And now, instead of teaching them to speak proper English and publish web content in something that can be read and enjoyed by everyone, for the love a Pete, now they have the Shizzolator. With this contraption, any address you type in will be translated, nay, corrupted into da shiznit.