"2.3 million yards for par? I'd recommend about a 3-iron..."
Finally, a post-Caddyshack gig for Carl Spackler! You know, it's been really tough going ever since blowing up Bushwood Country Club with that gopher unpleasantness.
God knows why, but there's a guy who is attempting to golf his way across Mongolia. And no, I don't mean across Mongolia's golf courses (if there even are any). I mean across... Mongolia. The good news: he hopes to be under the 11,880 par. The bad news: it takes three sherpas just to carry the scorecard.