Maybe he needs a better plan?

You know that nasty shock when you get your cell phone bill? Yahaya Wahab, a Malaysian man, recently received his monthly bill and was startled to see it was much higher than he expected. Much higher. Much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much MUCH higher.

He got a bill for $218 trillion.

That's trillion. With a T. Oh, that and he had ten days to pay it off.

That's not only higher than the entire GDP of Malaysia, that's higher than the GDP of the entire freakin' planet.

I heard what really did him was sending those 15 trillion text messages to vote for Kellie Pickler in American Idol.

To help out Mister Wahab in the future, I've dug up these handy 10 Tips for Reducing Your Cell Phone Bill. I'm sure with a little diligence and self-control, he can get his budget down to a more manageable 50 or 60 trillion. (via Techdirt)

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