Dead Turkeys Aren't Much Fun

By now most of you have probably seen the surreal Sarah Palin Turkey Slaughtering video, but just in case you missed it, here it is for your consideration. Best part: the media-curious merchant of turkey-death behind her. Dude, didn't anyone ever tell you you aren't supposed to look directly into the camera? It breaks the Fourth Wall!






These turkeys gave their lives so that you could season your food with style and panache. Porcelain turkey head salt & pepper shakers over at Etsy for $65. (Unfortunately, since these were recently featured on Boing Boing, they are now sold out.)




All things considered, I'd take Dead Puppies any day of the week. (Okay, they're not really dead, just sleeping.)

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