To my newest addition to the Information Nation Guestmap:
Uh, George. Hawaii is in the same place it's been for the past few millennia. About 2,400 miles southwest of California. What I'm wondering is, where are you? 'Cos it looks like you are out in the ocean about 140 miles off the California coast. Do you need me to send someone out to get you? or are you trying to swim to the islands?!