Friday, December 19, 2008

Gotta give a goofy gift to a Gump? Go here!

When you don't really care enough to send the very best, or even anything marginally mediocre, you really should make your one-stop moronic shop.

Web 2.0? More like Web 0.2. Once your eyes adjust to the circa 1996 Geocities-esque web design aesthetic, you can get down to fulfilling your stupid gift needs.

Such as...? Oh, I don't know... How about Squirrel Underpants, for starters? It's gotten out of hand, don't you think? Squirrels traipsing brazenly about with nary a stitch on? They must be stopped, my friend. Won't someone think of the children?!

What's that? You say you're not in the market for rodential undergarments? Of course not, my friend! I could tell from the get-go that you have more refined tastes. A cut above. You're just dripping with savoir-faire, you are...

That's why you are gonna want to see this artful display. It not only makes a profound statement on the transitive nature of time as it relates to the eternal bond between man and beast, but also it has hilarious pictures of dog crap.

For your consideration: the 2009 Dog Poop Calendar!

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