Ideas that looked good on pap... you know, they didn't really even look that good on paper, either.

Take a break, philosophers worldwide! Finally, some of humanity's most vexing questions are definitively answered!


How do you get rid of an 8-ton dead whale?



The cigarette lighter: Will It Blend?



Who would win in a beer bottle vs. hot stove deathmatch?



Of course, turkeys can fly! Can't they?

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