You know the old one about the surgeon visiting the guy in the hospital who just had his hands operated on?
"Will I be able to play the piano, doc?" he asks.
"Of course. I don't see why not," replies the surgeon.
"Great!" says the man. "Because I never could before!"
Luckily, there are still other, uh... things... that he could still use to play the piano.
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