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You will be Riveted when you read this riveting first page of the new rivetting book Moon People by Dale Courtney!
The story feature's Dave Braymer, a 45-year-old Single man that works at the local High school as a science teacher and astrology at the 12-grade level in Daytona Beach. He is also friends with Cheral Baskel who owns a local Restaurant where everyone gather's when there is a Shuttle launch because you can see the launch real good...
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I'm not sure who Dale Courtney is, but this 80-page masterwork is a triple-threat of eye-poppingly bad storytelling/ spelling/ punctuation.
If that doesn't convince you, maybe the overwhelmingly glowing Amazon reviews will. (via The Best Article Every Day)
PS. I submitted this at Metafilter, which has spawned an amusing comment thread there as well. Feel free to hop in there (or here) with your comments, reviews, fanfic, etc...
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