Okay the Internets, you fooled me once a while back making me think there was really a tattoo parlor out there inking infants. I forgive you for that. I was young and foolish, you were feeling your oats and it was a bright and sunny April Fool's Day. Just please let Baby Toupees be for real. Please?
This particular rug style is The Donald, and frankly it looks less ridiculous here than the original. (via Boing Boing)