Monday, June 11, 2007

Hey Kool-Aid! You owe me $2400 for that load-bearing wall you just busted through.


Famous sports logos and their celebrity doppelgangers, if you are the type that would, for example, consider The Syracuse Orangeman mascot to be "famous", and the Hey Kool-Aid! Guy a "celebrity". (via Pop Culture Junk Mail)




The Father of Kool-Aid (amusing factoid from the article: did you know that in its infancy, Kool-Aid was originally called Fruit Smack? I am picturing thousands of disappointed 1920's junkies with orange- and grape-flavored veins cursing inventor Edwin Perkins for false advertising...)




Someone had to have been under the influence of something just a wee bit stronger than Kool-Aid to think that getting this tattoo was a good idea.



Ten unusual uses for Kool-Aid© Brand® Soft Drink PowderTM (pat. pend.)
Use #10. Use Kool-Aid to Check for Toilet Tank Leaks(!)




From the who-was-the-marketing-genius-behind-this-one dep't:
The Adventures of Kool-Aid Man comics. Me, I'm wondering if Kool-Aid Man needs to maintain that bowlegged stance just to keep his swimming trunks from falling down. I also bet all that condensation causes terrible chafing down there (and let's be frank... Kool-Aid Man's face, nay, his entire identity is dependent those life-sustaining sweat beads).

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

that's unpossible