Awww... Pookie just said the cutest thing!

TOKYO, July 16 — After selling 300,000 pet-lovers on the Bowlingual gadget that supposedly translates a dog’s bark into human language, a Japanese toymaker Takara Co. is planning a similar one for cats, the Meowlingual.

Making the cat one must have been much easier, since everything would just translate to "Screw you. I'm a cat."

(submitted by Dave "Hello Kitty" Postma)