Red? Black? The safe bet is on brown

In a fundraising effort for Canadian cattle farmers, organizers have invented "Moolette", where a people place bets on numbers on an 18-meter long roulette board. If the cow leaves a "chip" on your number, you win.

Don't tell anyone, but I plan on slipping Elsie some Ex-Lax and betting the whole board.

(via Fark)