Friday, February 11, 2005

Avert your eyes

Those who hate math and topology (especially you, Ogre) ought best to just keep right on surfing by this particular post.
Three statisticians go out hunting together. After a while they spot a solitary rabbit. The first statistician takes aim and overshoots. The second aims and undershoots. The third shouts out "We got him!"

Just one of (too) many jokes only funny if you are a math geek. Or maybe just if you're a geek. You big geek...

If you thought that was funny, wait'll you get a load of the Acme Klein Bottle store. For those of you with a low topology dorkiness quotient, this is humorous to because (heehee) you see (giggle), Klein bottles are (wait for it...) impossible in three-dimensional Euclidean space! Get it?! They're a zero-volume, one-sided bottle with no inside or outside??! Hahahahaha! Ohhhhhhh, I slay me sometimes.

PS. Ogre Update: Apparently, Ogre a/k/a Don Gibb, he of "Revenge of the Nerds" fame is selling his own brand of beer. No doubt to be served at the next Alpha Beta kegger. He also has some amusing outgoing answering machine messages for you to download.

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