Wednesday, February 09, 2005

Ruining the movies for you

Please read these if you would like to completely ruin your moviegoing experience.

The Biology of B-Movie Monsters
- Explains how Raquel Welch should have gotten her butt kicked by molecules in Fantastic Voyage, and why King Kong's legs would probably shatter under his own weight. (via Neat New Stuff)

Insultingly Bad Movie Physics explains why cars don't usually burst into flames every time they crash, and how when the hero falls 300 feet and then grabs hold of a window ledge, by all logic he should just keep on falling, though maybe now minus his arms...

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