Thursday, March 06, 2008

Out of the trees and onto the bikes

You start the video. It's called "One Got Fat". Huh, that's kind of an odd title...

Up comes the perky 1950's-style educational film strings and percussion. It seems to be some kind of bicycle safety film for the kids... Should be cute.

It's not. It's somewhere between terrifying and... no, actually it just is terrifying. You see, all the kids are wearing monkey masks. And no, they aren't cute little Curious George-style ones either. These are freakish, soulless, eyeless, creepy-ass papier mache masks that will haunt you for the rest of your days.

I will let RoG from I-Mockery describe the action, especially since his post included some great animated images and he went to the trouble of, you know, being funny and all. A play-by-play breakdown of the freakiest safety film ever.

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