Right on the money, So sublime,

Hot sweet cherries on the tree branch vine!

Popular music has spawned some stupid lyrics out there. I mean, come on,

I am, I said

To no one there

And no one heard at all

Not even the chair

Dave Barry has something to say on the subject in a series of articles from a few years back (1, 2, 3, 4).

Other lesser-known wits weighing in with an opinion here, here and here.

What's your favorite stupid lyric?