Speak softly and carry a big tire iron

In the spirit of team-building and corporate togetherness, our IT department is having some kind of sports-themed competition this Friday. No specifics yet on what will be involved, but I foresee our team dominating the competition. Of course, in-house email the past few days has been nuthin' but trash-talk. Most of it from the over-hyped Team Dirty Rotten Cheaters. (I hear they cheat!)

More details as they become available, but if you would like, feel free to make a generous donation to Team Trunk Monkeys!

[NOTE: Of course, I'm not really looking for money. Link goes to a non-profit "click to donate for free" website. Help 'em out, why dontcha?]