Tuesday, April 05, 2005

Open up and say 'Moooo!'

What's that? You say you just got out of veterinary school and on the first day you opened your new practice in the rolling countryside of Scotland you got a call from Old Farmer MacCready saying that his Number One milkcow has an intestinal blockage, and that's the one day you missed in veterinary school because you went out the night before to drown your sorrows after Scotland's devastating 2-1 loss against Romania? Is that what your problem is? Well, is it bunky?

Well, fret not my bovine-rectum-examinationally-challenged friend! Just grab a handful of... experience using the U. of Glasgow's bovine rectal palpation simulator. We truly are living in a Golden Age..

As they say, a picture's worth a thousand words.


(via Boing Boing)

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