Monday, May 02, 2005

A duck walks into a bar...

...Animal control is promptly called, the duck is then taken to a near by park and released.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I imagine it would take a great many. Mice would find it difficult to reach a ceiling light fitting, and would individually lack the strength or dexterity required to turn a bulb in such a socket. Even if you had enough mice to lend their strength to such an endeavor, the chances of them having the intelligence and wherewithall to perform suich a complex activity is really quite low.

Lots more jokes with realistic endings

(via Growabrain)

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