There's juggling, and there's juggling...

Pop quiz, hotshot. Which juggler would you rather see perform?

Exhibit A:

Billiard ball "juggler", and I'm using the term loosely here. Ooh! Careful Billiard Ball "Juggler"! You might drop one of the balls! Oh yeah, that's right. The balls never leave the surface of the tab...zzzzzzz...huhwhat? Sorry, I dropped off for a minute there. (via Cynical-C)

VS.

Or Exhibit B:

Tom Comet. A guy who

a) Is the World Record Holder for chainsaw juggling
b) Can juggle three propane blowtorches spitting out huge flames
and
c) Balances a running lawnmower on his face while heads of lettuce are thrown into the revolving blades creating the world's most dangerous salad?

Yeah, that's what I thought you said.