GNDN

Star Trek: The Next Generation geeks (sorry for the redundant redundancy) probably already knew this, but some of the Enterprise's pipes and conduits visible in the show were labeled GNDN, which was short for "Goes Nowhere, Does Nothing".

In that spirit, I am excited to bring what may be the most useless piece of software in the history of, you know... history.

Ladies and gennamin, I present...NaDa! It's free, small (1 byte), works on ANY operating system and does exactly what it's supposed to do. Every time, all the time! Just download it and install it. Or don't. It really doesn't matter! As their motto says -- NaDa Does Nothing For Everybody!



Once you got that sweet NaDa software going on, you oughtta take a break and play the game sensation that's sweepin' the nation, namely The Really Big Button That Doesn't Do Anything (or TRBBTDDA as the cool kids call it). Since its inception in 1994, thousands have clicked on TRBBTDDA with hopes of getting it to do... something, anything! All have walked away disappointed. Will you be the lucky one? Sadly, no. But go ahead and click it anyway. At least you won't have to worry about it crashing your NaDa application.