Tuesday, February 06, 2007

They say Gummi Bears are a Gateway Candy...

Remember back in The Olden Days® when the big candy taboo was eating Pop Rocks and washing it down with a Pepsi? (Hey, don't laugh, man! That's what killed "Life Cereal Mikey"!)

You'll be pining for those simpler times when your kids start asking you if they can buy some Chronic Candy, which claims to taste like, uh, you know... Aunt Mary, Muggles, Gasper Stick or about 500 other Street Names (some no doubt hilariously out-of-date) for Marijuana.

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