Uh-huh

I think not. But if you guys actually have success, let me know. Until then I'm calling shenanigans on this one.


(via List of the Day)

If Lassie Were A Cat

(via We Rule the Internet)

Pizza goes in, wipers go out.

You can't explain that. (via I have seen the whole of the internet)

If the clock is tockin', don't come a-knockin'

Hello, Dali! Nifty melting clock adds just the right surreality to your bookshelf.




This word clock created by Christiaan Postma slowly reveals the time, more or less, as the little matchstick-like magnets(?) move around to spell out the hour. Here is an animation of what the clock would look like throughout the day.




Verbal Clock. If you find the $1000 price tag daunting (you think??), there are step-by-step directions at Instructables.com on how to build your own for the not-so-effing-insane cost of about $44.




Hand-drawn clock. Now, just to manage your expectations, let me make it clear that if you buy this clock YOU DO NOT GET THE GUY IN THE DEAL. The clock face is actually an LCD which displays video of the artist as he painstakingly draws/erases/redraws the time through a 24-hour period.

Morning Jukebox

Fishbone - When Problems Arise

Morning Jukebox

Arguably the greatest bassline in the history of modern pop music.

The Jackson 5 - I Want You Back

It's nice when you can plan out your whole day like that...

Too bad he wasn't arrested by the imaginary police

A South Pasadena man was arrested for public drunkenness after climbing a tree to escape a pack of pumas. The pumas turned out to be imaginary.

Great news, honey! I got hired on full time at DeathCorp Industries! I start in Dismemberment & Mutilations next Tuesday!

Sometimes we have to make tough choices. Yours will be whether to bleach your eyes or jab pencils in your ears when you experience what is virtual dead heat in the dual categories of World's Scariest Safety Video and World's Worst Safety Video Soundtrack.

WARNING: EXTREMELY gruesome accident recreations found within. Not for the squeamish. (via Fun With Cole)




Palate Cleanser: Elvis Costello - Accidents Will Happen

Delicate. Demure. Dismembered.

Jessica Harrison has a bit of a dark side. I like that. (via Regretsy, which is very brilliant, very hilarious, and often very NSFW)

Using A Little Force

The new Volkswagen ad to be run during Super Bowl XLV features a pint-sized Vader. (via [Geeks Are Sexy])