Don't tell anyone, but I plan on slipping Elsie some Ex-Lax and betting the whole board.
(via Fark)
Don't miss the Quicktime video link to see the mirror "in action".
(via #!/usr/bin/girl -v3)
(via Nuggets)
(via Fiendish Is The Word)
Making the cat one must have been much easier, since everything would just translate to "Screw you. I'm a cat."
(submitted by Dave "Hello Kitty" Postma)
(via Boing Boing)
Dishonorable Mention: Vile Pun Category
Sarah felt bored and unsatisfied, even though her job as a nurse's aide included helping patients and keeping track of the billiards equipment in the recreation room at the Venereal Disease Treatment Center, and she wondered what her mother had been thinking all those years when she repeatedly told her that a young lady should mind herpes and cues.
Dishonorable Mention: Detective Category
He knew that, at most, he had five seconds left to live, one one-thousand, two one-thousand, the gun barrel pointing at his face like a scolding finger, three Mississippi, four Mississippi, the hired assassin Ricardo¹s grip tightening on the trigger, five white elephantsS SIX white elephants, and then a bright blast of light as he wondered which was really the most accurate way to count five seconds.
Winner: Detective Category
Detective Inspector Mike Norman slipped six fingers into his overcoat pocket, five of them clad in a latex glove and attached to his palm, while the sixth was wrapped in a plastic evidence bag and apparently belonged to the kidnapped pianist Ricardo Moore, or, as it now seemed likely, the kidnapped ex-pianist Ricardo Moore.
(via GirlHacker)
(via #!/usr/bin/girl -v3)
(via Dru Blood)
More lunchbox fun at Archie McPhee, where you can lunch with cockroaches, Fabulous Fifties Food, and the Jolly Roger.
You know your little girl is growing up when she trades her Care Bears box in for The Sex Pistols...
(lunchboxes.com link via Pop Culture Junk Mail)
