Monday, November 03, 2008

Vote to stamp out tramp stamps!

tramp stamp
n. a tattoo on a woman, especially on the back at or below the waistline.

Attention, American voters! There are freebies aplenty on Election Day if you just know where to look.

Starbucks is giving away a free tall coffee to people with proof of voting (or a pledge of having voted).

Krispy Kreme is giving away free star-shaped donuts with red, white and blue sprinkles (while supplies last) to people with an "I voted" sticker all day.

And yes, if you're in Dallas and are having buyer's remorse over that "Nader All The Way-der in '08-er" tattoo you got on your birthday, you can get a free consultation with a tattoo-removal specialist.

Read on for even more voter freebies...

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