Tuesday, July 19, 2005

There! Did you hear something?!

According to the site, THE MIND MOLESTER
is an electronic chirping device that can drive your victims nuts trying to figure out what it is and where it’s at. You can drive someone crazy in their own house or disrupt an entire office. Your victim(s) will become obsessed, awaiting the next chirp to try to determine its location, completely disrupting their normal activities. Just connect this device to a 9-volt battery and plant it in an appropriate location. The “Mind Molester” produces a one-second electronic chirp about once every 4 minutes. Due to the chirp’s duration, frequency, and sound characteristics, it’s a very, very difficult, time-consuming, frustrating and maddening task to locate the unit.

The device looks something like this
mind_molester
and sells for a hefty $75(!) Uh, dang. You gotta really be committed to your practical joking to drop most of a C-Note for some random chirping.

Bargain hunters, I think I can beat that! Now for a limited time only, save your $75, stop by Information Nation Headquarters and pick up this little Mind Molester, gratis.
cricket
But you're gonna have to find him first. Ssshh! Wait! I just heard him over there! Behind the couch, maybe?!

(via everlasting blort)

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